alergare după armonie

shu a scris:Asocierea limbii engleze (stilul formal) cu limbajul neaos de mahala e criminala....

Subject:
CIRCULARA data de o companie straina din Romania angajatilor lor romani

Ce se intampla cand si staff-ul de natie straina din firma invata cateva cuvinte romanesti!
Apare Circulara ! .. prin e-mail:
Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e adevarata!)


To: All Romanian Speaking Staff

Subject: Improper Language Usage It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff.

Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like "futui, în lupa mea, lupa" and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say "si-a bagat lupa" when someone makes a mistake, or "s-a cacat pe el" if you see someone being reprehended, or "baga-mi-as", when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb "a se caca" and "a se fute" are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as "lupa de om, cacanaru' or boul".

4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as "pulalau" nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "muiangiu".

5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as "porcarii".

6. Do not say "futu-ti mata" if somebody is persistent; do not add "lupa mea", if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "am pus-o" (refer to item 2) or "o sa ne-o traga" when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "du-te-n lupa mea" or should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, "ce lupa mea vrei?".

8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners "bosorogi împutiti".

9. Do not say "ia mai mereti-n lupa cu cacatu' asta" when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer "futu-te-n cur" when your assistance is required.

10. You should never call partner representatives as "boul dracului" or "tȃmpitu' ala".

11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as "pizdulica buna", "futaciosu' or homalau' lu' peste".

12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say "ma sterg la cur cu textul asta". Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Aparent, cel mai nou trend in Tokyo este injectarea solutiei saline in frunte, cu scopul de a obtine niste umflaturi in zona fruntii.

Oamenii care fac asta stau ore in sir cu o perfuzie infipta-n cap si preseaza centrul umflaturii pentru a avea rezultatul dorit, adica o galma pe frunte. Aceasta modificare extrema a corpului nu este noua, dar popularitatea este in crestere, mai ales in Japonia, in orase precum Tokyo si Osaka.

Persoanele care ajuta tinerii sa-si modifice infatisarea folosesc o punga de solutie salina si un ac, procedeul fiind asemanator cu cel al instalarii unei perfuzii.

Procedura este urmatoarea:
- Acul este plasat sub piele, dar nu intr-o vena deoarece acumularea presiunii ar putea insemna explozia vaselor de sange.
- Este indicat ca aceasta "interventie" sa fie facuta de persoane specializate, iar produsele folosite sa fie sterile.
- Locul recomandat pentru o asemenea schimbare este fruntea deoarece efectele se vad imediat.

Dupa cateva ore pielea revine la normal, dar tot bizara este aceasta dorinta a tinerilor a se supune unei asemenea "interventii" pentru doar cateva ore.

(Still a)Live a scris:Uitându-te matale bine, bine de tot la feţele copiilor ăstora, la ce anume te duci cu gândul? Ceva...cineva...la care umflăturile alea completează "peisajul"...

baso a scris:

(Still a)Live a scris:Uitându-te matale bine, bine de tot la feţele copiilor ăstora, la ce anume te duci cu gândul? Ceva...cineva...la care umflăturile alea completează "peisajul"...

La Star Trek Insa pana si Klingonianul ala arata mai sexy decat ei

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Iote altzii

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(Still a)Live a scris:
Mie-mi seamănă a draci.

Ai mers pe linkurile de mai sus?

baso a scris:

(Still a)Live a scris:
Mie-mi seamănă a draci.

Ai mers pe linkurile de mai sus?

Da, i-am vazut.
Cel putin la astia, care tra sa stea 2 ore cu perfuzii in cap, umflatura tine doar cateva ore.

baso a scris:Alt ciudat in cautarea armoniei Pandemonia

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(Still a)Live a scris:
Mămică, pe vremea mea, lucrurile arătau altfel, iar oamenii erau mai normali! Cel puţin ăia de care ştiam io...

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(Still a)Live a scris:
Io aci am avut şoc: [Trebuie sa fiti inscris si conectat pentru a vedea acest link]

baso a scris:

(Still a)Live a scris:
Io aci am avut şoc: [Trebuie sa fiti inscris si conectat pentru a vedea acest link]

Chiar nu stiam de asta ...





Dumnezeule , pana unde poate sa duca nebunia transformarilor

baso a scris:A fost si la noi emisiunea Frumusete pe muchie de cutit .
Am urmarit-o o singura data si am ramas perplexa in ce frumusete au transformat-o pe protagonista


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(Still a)Live a scris: Na, ok, gata, c-am început de la operaţii estetice şi am ajuns la rubrica "Homosexuali celebri, din lumea muzicală"!

Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to my new site, [Trebuie sa fiti inscris si conectat pentru a vedea acest link] Real Reality. imagine that! A decade ago Truman Burbank (pre Survivor) escaped from the set of the first reality show. He walked through a door in the sky only to find out that the exterior would be televised as well and that the whole wide world was dying to live under the dome he rejected. Every person was equipped with a camera and all life would be broadcasted and held up for scrutiny. Let's make the most of our inevitable captivity. Some of the clips will be funny some serious some beautiful some vulgar and off putting. Sometimes I'll look young and healthy. Sometimes I'll look old and tired. You will see here that I hate myself and I'm also my biggest fan. I will be a reflection of the world around me colored by my beliefs, right or wrong. You'll learn that I am both lonely and the luckiest man in the world, selfish, generous, spoiled, grateful, blissful, anxious, free and in prison. I will enjoy your comments immensely and I won't feel pressured to answer them unless I have the time and it feels like fun. I invite you to do likewise. I love you and I need you! We are all worthy of love. This is me trying to convince myself. #Spankyoukindly for all of your #Boing.
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I reserve the right to cross boundaries and spell things rawng.

baso a scris:

Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to my new site, [Trebuie sa fiti inscris si conectat pentru a vedea acest link] Real Reality. imagine that! A decade ago Truman Burbank (pre Survivor) escaped from the set of the first reality show. He walked through a door in the sky only to find out that the exterior would be televised as well and that the whole wide world was dying to live under the dome he rejected. Every person was equipped with a camera and all life would be broadcasted and held up for scrutiny. Let's make the most of our inevitable captivity. Some of the clips will be funny some serious some beautiful some vulgar and off putting. Sometimes I'll look young and healthy. Sometimes I'll look old and tired. You will see here that I hate myself and I'm also my biggest fan. I will be a reflection of the world around me colored by my beliefs, right or wrong. You'll learn that I am both lonely and the luckiest man in the world, selfish, generous, spoiled, grateful, blissful, anxious, free and in prison. I will enjoy your comments immensely and I won't feel pressured to answer them unless I have the time and it feels like fun. I invite you to do likewise. I love you and I need you! We are all worthy of love. This is me trying to convince myself. #Spankyoukindly for all of your #Boing.
?;^P
I reserve the right to cross boundaries and spell things rawng.

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Coincidentza face ca de vreo cateva zile(cam de o saptamana) mi s-a pus pata sa vad filmul The Truman Show insa era ceva cu inregistrarea iar DVD-ul nu citea. Abia ieri am vazut filmul, pt. prima oara. Habar n-am avut de filmuletzul cu declaratzia lui Jim Carrey care tocmai a facut senzatie pe youtube Are ceva din The Truman Show ...